my dash is suddenly covered with googly eyes
why is my dash suddenly covered in googly eyes
not complaining
just
why?






Beautiful Libraries → Neil Gaiman’s Personal Library (The Basement, Neil Gaiman’s Home)
Take the 3D tour here.
I basically SCREAMED. Not a word of lie.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME NOW

nope
not real
no
…
NEILLLLLLLL
adoptme
(Source: starfledgling)
wugs:
Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger
Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEi thought you were exaggerating holy shit
oh my fucking god

“Go to Google
type in Define Gigabyte
click the speaker next to the definition
feel your life change uncomfortably”
—
no.
no.
this isn’t like that freaking gif shit, this is non-negotiable.
it’s not even a books belong to their readers thing.
it’s a Google being wrong.
Yeah. It happens. That’s right. The Google is Incorrect.
And you know what else?
MY COMPUTER’S SPEECH FUNCTION SAYS IT THE NORMAL WAY SO THAT’S it OKAY?
Right. So that’s settled then.
(Source: mad-man-with-a-scarf)

Anonymous asked: why are you famous? i don't know what you do

I’m not famous…? Am I famous? Why am I famous? Why wasn’t I notified? I would think they would be some sort of announcement or alert or something..
Are you confused? You must be confused.
I’m not famous.
Now THAT’S how you get reelected.
This man needs to be mayor of ALL THE CITIES.
Well, damn.
Give him the job, looks like he gets things done.
Actually no, only the first two are real..
I just so wanted to believe that there was someone out there like that.
Like Batman I mean.
What?