May 2012
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May 1st
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April 2012
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“Also, guys, it will be really helpful if you can see girls as, like, people...”
– John Green (via spaceinvadersagainsthomophobia) Boys, TAKE NOTE.
Apr 30th
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Meanwhile, in Japan… … the hell Japan? what the hell
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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I want to just keep them all. They should come in pocket sizes.
Apr 26th
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body: sleep?
brain: no. no sleep. work.
body: work? :(
brain: yes work.
body: do not want... ; _ ;
brain: do anyway.
body:
body:
body:
body: NOPE! zzzzZZZZzZZZZZzzzzzzZZzzzzz...
brain: AHHHHHH
body: TT_TT
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Watson-the-Pooh meets S-H-doubleERR-lock, the...
Sherlock: Hellooo! I'm Sherlock!
John: Ohh, you scared me...
Sherlock: Well, sure I did. Everyone's scared of Sherlocks! Uh, who are you?
John: I'm John.
Sherlock: Oh John... What's a John?
John: You're sitting on one.
Sherlock: I am? Oh well, glad to meet ya. Name's Sherlock, S-H-doubleERR-lock. That spells Sherlock.
John: But what is a Sherlock?
Sherlock: Ooohoohoo, well he asked for it!
Theeee.... wonderful thing about Sherlocks,
Is Sherlocks are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of smartness.
Their bottoms are made out of chins.
They're witty, crafty, brainy, sexy.
So bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!
But the most wonderful thing about Sherlocks is that I'm the only one!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm the only one!
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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ONLY CLICK THIS IF YOU WANT TO READ THE GREATEST... →
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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vernalized: there are few silences more pronounced than when you’re sitting alone and suddenly the refrigerator stops making noise one of the few might be when all the clocks in your house suddenly tick at the same time. and then all you hear is the ticking. ticking. ticking. […]
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Anonymous asked: Are you on the tweety?
Apr 22nd
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Anonymous asked: but you get like 300 notes or more on your posts, you gotta have like a thousand follwers
Apr 20th
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Anonymous asked: why are you famous? i don't know what you do
Apr 20th
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I just realized that the day John Green showed us...
TheSaera: What's in your pockets?
John Green: Pizza, of course!!! What else would I put in my pockets?!
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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The Pillowman
katuriankaturiankaturian: Once upon a time, there was a man who did not look like a normal man. He stood about nine feet tall and he was made entirely of these fluffy, pink pillows. His arms were pillows, his legs were pillows, his body was a pillow, his fingers were little tiny pillows. Even his head was a big, round pillow. On his head, he had two button eyes and a big smiling mouth that was...
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Is Advertising the Future--Or the Past?
fishingboatproceeds: Hank and I have always felt varying degrees of discomfort supporting our YouTube videos with advertisements. We don’t control the content of the ads or who sponsors our shows, and many times we disagree with the advertisers. I do not, for instance, think gold is a good investment, or that Obama is a terrible President, or that sexy geeks are just a click away. I also don’t...
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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My answer to “how many copies of TFiOS do you have? it looks like a lot”
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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IN WHICH I ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON...
maureenjohnsonbooks: I shouldn’t be writing this post, and yet, here I am, writing this post. Why? Because I can’t stop myself, that’s why. I’m unstoppable!  I am, very foolishly, going to try to explain the ebook debacle AS I UNDERSTAND IT. I do this with the full knowledge that I may get a minor (or major) point of order wrong, and if I do so, I WISH TO BE CORRECTED. But I am going to divide...
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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THE ADVENTURE OF THE RANDOM HOUSE
maureenjohnsonbooks: By popular demand* I bring you the Random House/FedEx story. This happened not *too* long ago. This is partially by memory, but I did write it down afterwards, because it was so great. MAUREEN wanders into the local FedEx with a package she needs to send to Random House publishers. Random House is not far. She could take it there herself, but the last time she tried to...
Apr 10th
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